After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
FUCK WHALES
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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