Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis