It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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