I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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I just had sex on a roof
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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