I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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