Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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