ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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