On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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