Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(315): View more from New York

Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.

Fav 15 3082 1469
share tweet
(314): View more from Missouri

not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now

Fav 10 2573 1299
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(260): View more from Indiana

He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.

Fav 17 1219 3176
share tweet
(574): View more from Indiana

If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.

Fav 3 2256 1192
share tweet
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
Read it at the TFLN blog
(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat

Fav 3 3048 1551
share tweet
(813): View more from Florida

I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.

Fav 16 1057 2230
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(512): View more from Texas

ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband

Fav 5 757 2104
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.

Fav 1 383 149
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(636): View more from Missouri

Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?

Fav 0 32 1
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT