My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
19 People Confess What It’s Like To Have Sex With Someone That Is Transitioning
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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