So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!