So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman