Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here