You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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