Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Randomize
