god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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