the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I licked your asshole in confidence.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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