I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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