i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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