Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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