The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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