i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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