Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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