So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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