I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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