Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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