Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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