He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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