Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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