Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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