i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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