Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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