Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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