what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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