Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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