TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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