Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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