i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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