The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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