I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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