I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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