yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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