Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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