I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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