Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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