you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
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Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
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I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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