shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
another moral hangover. fuck.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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