We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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