every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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