So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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