Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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