You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
