: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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