That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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