I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
