you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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