I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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