make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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