Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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