I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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